You know that old saying about women with dyed hair? the one "Do the drapes match the carpet?"
If a woman has a Brazilian wax, what would be the answer? She has linoleum?
(if the woman has a crew-cut, I suggest she refer to the hair on her head as mini-blinds)
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Heh, I got that when I dyed my hair pink. Someone asked me if my drapes would match my carpet, and I smiled sweetly and said "What carpet? I'm renovating"
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